Schedule fail. Internet win.

So I totally failed to post that video and honestly, I totally just failed to film it. No need to cry over spilled milk. I don't even know how to edit it or what not. It'd probably be really boring and I don't have that kind of time. I have the few minutes to put ON the make-up, but not the extra minutes to explain HOW to put it on. I'd have to find a time when my mom is not going to walk in and be like "What the HECK are you doing?" (in Chinese, because she doesn't know how to swear very well in English, but you should hear her go on and on in Chinese when she gets angry. It makes my feel that my Chinese is not good enough because I just can't follow her; I'm FLUENT in Mandarin Chinese. I just don't know all the swear words and I don't know many of the idioms and proverbs and that kind of stuff.)

Anyway, I've found out how to audition for Korean companies on-line! I would love to be able to join JYP Entertainment or SM Entertainment. I want to send an on-line application to JYP Entertainment, but my computer's being weird so I might just mail it to them. It wouldn't be too bad. I don't have fancy paper for the photos, but maybe I have some somewhere, or I could just buy some. SM Entertainment is doing a Global Audition for 2012 and I am so going to try out (hopefully). They say that they're going to be in New York on February 18th, but I don't know the specific location yet. For all I know the auditions could be in Rochester, but they'll probably be in New York City somewhere. I wish they would just come to Syracuse, or even Albany. If they came to Syracuse, I would have no problem getting a ride or anything, because I'm a Central New York Gal. If they went to Albany, I could even drag my two friends that are fellow K-POP fans along. I think that they're both pretty great singers and okay dancers. They're really funny, and one of them is going to be a linguistic major, so she could totally help the Korean Music/Entertainment companies fix up the English in some of their songs, or rather just any future songs. Even if K-POP was not meant to make songs with perfect English in it, at least she can make the English NOT nonsense and NOT laughable. For example, you do not want singers (especially male singers) to have the words "Together making love" or "MAKE LOVE RIGHT NOW" in the middle of a song *cough*SHINee*cough* Ahem... It.. gives fan girls... the.. wrong idea. Especially if one knows how crazy the mind of a fan girl can be, then one would completely understand why a Korean Entertainment company (if they were smart) would not want those words coming out of male K-POP idols' mouths to the ears of crazy fan girls triggering very sexually explicit images in their head. (If anyone wants to think I'm making this up, then go check out some of the comments on YouTube. Sure, they'll never describe what's happening up there in their noggin, but they tell us enough to know they're not thinking of butterflies and rainbows.)
In short, I'm auditioning as both a dancer and a model to both JYP Entertainment and SM Entertainment and I hope I get picked!!

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